'Here comes Energee!!!'
The Milwaukee Bucks’ Energee dance team, still as vaguely “Water Street-ed” out as you remember them.
Here’s an interesting one. It’s Diana, the rookie fan vote winner, whatever that means. Now, you’re going to click this picture and you’re going to see a pretty good-looking 18-year-old, full-time college student, and you’re going to think, “Dude, you are wack for knocking Energee!”
Yeah, I might be, but is that any more wack than Diana’s five cats: Bubbles, Velcro, Levi, Snip & Sparkle Bunny & my dog Rex? Now, if I’m reading this correctly, one cat’s name is “Snip & Sparkle Bunny” and another cat’s name is “my dog Rex.” Five cats … at age 18.
But, hey, look at her butt. Sure is something, hey? Anyway, I don’t know where I’m going with this … all NBA dance teams are inherently weird creations, but Energee is just beyond bizarre. Gussied-up Milwaukee women like “Steferella” just seem a better fit at Taylor’s or Three or something, not clad in shiny silver and purple and awkwardly gyrating during the first TV timeout.
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Bubbles (1), Velcro (2), Levi (3), Snip (4) & Sparkle Bunny (5) & my dog Rex (6)
That equals 5 cats and 1 dog.
Dummy.
Posted by: Bryan Buchs | October 23, 2006 9:09 AM
Dude…..
Diana’s Favorite Movie is Terminator II: Judgement Day, and I also love the TV program “Roseanne” Just imagine debating Roseanne’s job at the factory and the jokes she cracks on her boss, to the moral implications of the Terminator reacting to the T-1000 over $1.00 pitchers at “Judges”
….If only I wasn’t married.
Posted by: andy | October 23, 2006 12:10 PM
Oh, Bryan’s back after a long sabbatical with multiple insults. What a genius.
Look - dummy - here’s the grammatical structure of her list.
“My 5 beautiful cats: Bubbles, Velcro, Levi, Snip & Sparkle Bunny & my dog Rex”
The use of a colon signals to the reader that a list is about to follow. Also, using a colon signals that after that list, the sentence will end. So - dummy - there’s a sentence there where a reader is told that there will be a list of five cats following this colon, and then all of a sudden she gets ADHD on us and flings in the name of a dog, too.
Either way, whether it’s crazily named cats or downright schizophrenic use of grammar from what I can only assume is a high school graduate, it’s not the proudest moment for one of Kenosha’s favorite daughters.
Posted by: Jim | October 23, 2006 2:34 PM
“Kenosha” - that’s all you had to say.
Posted by: Bryan Buchs | October 23, 2006 2:43 PM
Yeah, but this way I got to pull a faux-Don Rickles rant on you, which is doubly symbolic because you hate Don Rickles but also took a Don Rickles type slap at me.
I’m all full of symbolism today. Just some kind of mood I’m in.
So, hey, how about we take this discussion to a Bucks home game next month?
Posted by: Jim | October 23, 2006 2:46 PM
One of them describes herself as “gregarious”. I looked up the definition of “gregarious” because quite frankly, I didn’t know exactly what it meant. One of the definitions was “living in flocks or herds, as animals”. Cattle live in herds so that makes sense to me. yuck! I would only sleep with 5 of them. Let me rephrase that. I would only WANT to sleep with 5 of them.
Posted by: Tony | October 23, 2006 10:05 PM
Is it really necessary to take every opportunity to call Kenoshans stupid? Really?
Posted by: Judy | October 25, 2006 2:14 PM